Throughout my life there has been one debate on which twin, Tom or myself, is better. Everyone I have ever met has an opinion on this. For my final opinion piece I decided to sit down with my twin and find out what he thinks of our constant competitions. We looked at five categories: attractiveness, humor, athleticism, academia and driving ability. Below is how our conversation went.

Attractiveness:

K: I would say I win this category hands down. I have been told on countless occasions the I am “the better looking twin.” I’d have to agree with this statement. Tom’s hair pretty much changes color everyday. No one quite knows what his true hair color is. Plus I’m naturally blond, have goldish brown eyes that will as Tom says “melt your heart.”

T: “Me. I got that nice flow, prettier smile and straighter teeth. My eyes draw attention and melt your heart. Plus, my calves; my legs are sexy.”

Humor:

T: “Me. I’m leaps and bounds funnier. You think you’re funny but…”

K: Though Tom has his moments, I am funnier. Tom has his occasional witty comebacks but I am known for my sarcasm and when we get into arguments you can bet I will out-wit him.

Athleticism:

T: *laughs out loud* “Varsity football player, #1 on the golf team, reserve basketball member coached by Brian Stevens. He only coaches athletes. You would trip over a broom stick.”

K: Tom falls up the stairs, trips over his own feet and back when he played basketball I swear he couldn’t shoot a basket without falling to the ground. I may not be a varsity athlete but I got game.

Academia:

T: “What does that even mean? (K: need I even go on at this point?) I’ll tell you you’re smart, especially when I need your homework. But your smartness is only based on test scores. But sure, you’re smarter.”

K: Tom, you need me, good luck in college without me.

Driving Ability

T: “You drive like a grandma”

K: Let it be known that Tom has more speeding tickets and I have none. I think that speaks for itself.